So I deposited my check today, and afterward the little lady and I went to the pizza place. There weren't any other customers. And we're sitting there eating and the guy behind the counter says, "You guys want some slices, like in a box?"
I'm stunned. He can't mean...free pizza! He must be trying to sell us some. Our bewildered, hopeful faces make him stammer.
"I, I mean...we're getting ready to close in a while...and nobody really comes in this late, and uh...we're just gonna keep, like, a rack of slices and chuck the rest...so, if you guys wanted some...uh...I mean...."
The little lady breaks the silence. "Are you telling us you want to give us free pizza?"
"Yeah, yeah, do you guys want some?"
"Well hell yeah!"
So he fills up a box with varied slices, and I'm thinking "free lunch tomorrow!" But then he fills up another one, and then a third, smaller box. And we walk out with three slices of veggie lovers, two meat lovers, two chicken ranch, two barbecue chicken, half a cheese pizza, and half a pepperoni with mushrooms. Too sweet!
Posted by Chris at January 30, 2004 09:31 PM | TrackBackTried to leave a comment in your complaints section. Wasn't really a complaint, but when I submitted it, it sounded like like my submission didn't take. I.E. You wanna file a complaint, go fsck yourself.
Anyway, WTF...
/tones
Sweet!
Posted by: Dana at January 31, 2004 09:26 AMDude, that rocks! Send me some!
Posted by: Nabil at January 31, 2004 01:12 PMI only hope that they didn't pee on your frizza!
Posted by: Dana at February 1, 2004 07:34 PMProlly one of those hidden camera MTV things where the meat lovers was a bulldog turd, the chicken was cat and the veggie was from the sewage drain cleaner. Or it was just free pizza that was good...been raising your leg to piss lately?
Posted by: CriticalDog at February 5, 2004 05:46 PM