Howdy folks,
It's been quite a week, and I've been regrettably lax in posting. I think this is about as long as I've missed. What can I say? I've been stressed out and grumpy and I'm ready for a vacation...and one's coming up. Can't decide if I'll stick around or find a guest blogger--but either way, you can count on a better post rate than once a week.
But tonight the Bruins are on, and this time they're only losing by one point, so it's about as good a game as I've seen them play in a month. So I figured I'd talk about some embattled celebrities.
For Martha Stewart, it's the saddest holiday ever. Martha is, of course, facing public and legal accusations of insider trading and an upcoming trial for same. I assume she means it's the saddest holiday ever for her, and not the saddest holiday ever in the history of humanity. But it's tough to tell.
Cheer up Martha! The article says you also want to get married again...well, how about Michael Jackson? He is, and I quote, "fighting mad" about the allegations against him. That's a real quote. Seriously. New Fox reality show: "Who wants to fight Michael Jackson?" Look, I'm not, as I've previously admitted, well versed in the ways of the fist (and I mean fighting, not the Michael Jackson sense of "ways of the fist"), but if I had to fight someone accused of "seven counts of engaging in lewd or lascivious acts involving a child under 14," I'd pick Michael Jackson, with no hesitation, and the other options unseen.
Hey Martha: if you want a husband, how about this guy? He's got a lot of secluded property, and probably not a lot of other marriage prospects right now. And he may smack you around some, but you can beat the bejeezus out of him, and then you can press charges! And maybe you'll both get on the same chain gang. Just don't let him meet the grandkids....
I bet you never knew "Jam!" was a love song!
Posted by Chris at December 22, 2003 09:17 PM | TrackBackI understand the whole "not posting" thing (as you can tell by my last post date). Chin up, man, vacation is on its way!
Hmm, Michael Stewart? Martha Jackson? Either way, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and Feliz Navidad and Happy New Year!
so when you say you're not well versed in the ways of the fist- the fighting way not the michael jackson way......are you implying that you are well versed in th......never mind you're grumpy already ;-)
Posted by: Dana at December 23, 2003 08:52 AMDon't fool yourself, girl...
It's going right up your poop chute!